DIRECTOR:
Woody Allen
SCREENPLAY:
Woody Allen
PRODUCER:
Jack Brodsky, Elliott Gould
CINEMATOGRAPHY:
David M. Walsh
EDITING:
Eric Albertson
CASTING:
Marvin Paige
PRODUCTION DESIGN:
Dale Hennesy
RUNTIME:
88 Minutes
BUDGET:
$2 Million
GROSS:
$18 Million
PRODUCTION:
Jack Rollins & Charles H. Joffe Productions
DISTRIBUTOR:
United Artists
RATED:
R
ASPECT RATIO:
1.85:1
U.S. RELEASE DATE:
January 31, 1973 (wide)

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Original movie poster for Everything You Wanted to Know about Sex* (*But Were Afraid to Ask)

PREMISE

Seven segments related to one another only in that they all purport to be based on sections of the book by David Reuben. The segments range from “Do Aphrodisiacs Work?” in which a court jester gives an aphrodisiac to the Queen and is, in the end, beheaded to “What Happens During Ejaculation?” in which we watch “control central” during a successful seduction. [1]

CAST & CREW

Woody Allen
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Victor, Fabrizio, The Fool, Sperm
Jack Barry
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Himself
Gene Wilder
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Dr. Ross
Tony Randall
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The Operator
Regis Philbin
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Himself
Louise Lasser
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Gina
Burt Reynolds
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Switchboard
Geoffrey Holder
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Sorcerer
Elaine Giftos
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Mrs. Ross
John Carradine
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Dr. Bernardo
Robert Q. Lewis
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Himself
"Before you know it, the Renaissance will be here and we’ll all be painting."
—The Fool - Woody Allen

REVIEW HEADLINES

IS IT OK TO LAUGH WHILE HAVING SEX
—Cinema Retro
Woody Allen’s comedic reputation was forever sealed with this still-hilarious social send-up
—Cinapse
Woody Allen Scores in ‘Sex’ Answers
—The New York Times
Gettin’ a Woody
—Cracked Rear Viewer
"Sheriff, I want to report an escaped tit."
—Victor - Woody Allen
"I don’t know if you’ve read my book, Advanced Sexual Positions - How to Achieve Them Without Laughing."
—Victor - Woody Allen

RECEPTION

-Everything You Wanted To Know About Sex open to stinging notices and packed theaters. [3]

-Soaring word-of-mouth would make it become one of the top 10 moneymakers of the year, despite critics’ dislike of the film. [3]

-It was universally panned by critics for tasteless material and too few laughs. [3]

-An August 1972 review by Time said that many of the film’s ideas “sound good on paper” but that the “skits wind down rather than take off from the ideas”; the film includes “some broad, funny send-ups of other movies (Fantastic Voyage, La notte), and its fair share of memorably wacky lines” but that “overall it is just Woody marking time and being merely a little funnier” [4]

-At a Chicago screening and a film critic even walked out yelling “Yuck!” [3]

-Even Woody’s supporters at the New York Times thought it was clever but not that funny. [3] In his review, Vincent Canby wrote: “Some of the sketches aren’t absolutely great, but each has at least some great moments in it. The problem with good sketches is good endings…It probably reads better than it plays. “Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex” is uneven, but if you’re an Allen freak, as I am, it doesn’t make any difference.

-Every Woody Allen Movie website wrote, “Contrasting greatly with Play it Again, Sam (which opened just a few months prior), this movie is pure silliness. I haven’t read the book it’s based on, but it doesn’t seem like Allen is taking any opportunities to satirize the material, or comment on the culture that would make it such a big hit. Ultimately, the book provides nothing more than an excuse for a bunch of sex jokes — some of which are very funny, but none of which are very educational.” [2]

-Dr. David Reuben, the author of the source book ‘Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid to Ask)’, did not like the film, and in an interview with the L.A. Herald-Examiner, said: “I didn’t enjoy the movie because it impressed me as a sexual tragedy. Every episode in the picture was a chronicle of sexual failure, which was the converse of everything in the book.” [1]

-The writer of the book Dr. David Ruben was offended, but eventually endorsed its humor, good taste and claimed it to be one of the best Woody Allen movie ever made love. [3]

-Dr. June Reinisch, formerly of The Kinsey Institute, said, “I think we learned more from Woody Allen’s film than we did from the book.” [3]

-In 2004, Christopher Null, founder of filmcritic.com, called it a “minor classic and Woody Allen’s most absurd film ever” [4]

-None of this mattered at the box office however, where audiences found Woody’s sex manual utterly irresistible. [3]

-Everything You Wanted to Now About Sex has a 88% Rotten Tomatoes rating as of 2021.

CITATIONS

[1] - imdb.com
[2] - Every Woody Allen Movie website
[3] – The Unruly Life of Woody Allen by Marion Meade
[4] - Wikipedia